Saturday, July 25, 2009

What is wrong with this pic?




This whale is wrong for leaning back in that chair and opening up that FUNK TUNNEL. Her inner thighs are so black i thought she had dropped oreo cookie crumbs all down there (between her legs.) *Spraying Febreze at the monitor.*

Whitney's Listening Party



Whitney Houston looked great and sounded even better Tuesday night in New York at her listening party for I Look to You. Houston waited until all nine new tracks were previewed at the event before she came out and addressed the people.
The Grammy-winner walked onstage and danced as her cover of "I Sing For You" played. She also went into the crowd and gave hugs and kisses to some family and friends. After the song, Houston took the mic.
"Thank you all for coming," she said, dressed in a black dress. "I'm truly humbled by this experience. I had other plans about three years ago to live on this little island and open a fruit stand."
Houston's longtime mentor and label boss, Clive Davis, called her and had other plans around that time — he wanted her to sing again. Houston's mom Sissy echoed that sentiment, telling Whitney she was "tired of hearing what's on the radio" and "tired of people taking off their clothes."
The album took three and half years to record and still isn't quite finished. Alicia Keys, Swizz Beatz, Akon, R. Kelly, Danja, Harvey Mason Jr., Tricky Stewart and Stargate are all confirmed as collaborators.
"I sang from my heart, my soul, my spiritual awareness. This is from me to all of you," she said to the crowd.
"You've overwhelmed me. I hope you love it.





























Teyana Taylor: And her Grandma Bra..Still trying to be relevant!










Friday, July 24, 2009

Seperated at Birth...

Lil' Wayne's Long Lost twin...










Usher, Tameka, and her 3 of her Kids during Happier times.


These Family Pictures are a few months old, but I just wanted to reminisce on the happier times when Usher and Tameka took photos together with kids. (During the Kids choice awards 08')






Say somthing Nice Edition: White Girls brought their "Shadows" to the beach!

Nothing wrong with a little "Jungle Fever"!? I'm sorry, but if your this "Black" when you go to the beach...PLEASE stay in the shade at all times. I mean this shit is unacceptable. I'm just hoping that the camera flash was not working at the time this pic was taken. SMH at the white girls..because they knew those dudes were too black to be posing in this pic.


When Fat People are to Hungry to wait for a ride...

Look how her Fat ass is trying to speed up and turn the sharp corner .
I bet she can't wait to get to the window.
Look at her big hungry ass. She is just mad cause we caught her on her little 3 wheeler at Burger King trying to have it her way. Busted! Hungry Hippo!





Guess who's Packin.......





What in the MANDINGO hell is going on down there. I'm a little nervous about this shh. Looks like Fergie has more then "My Humps" and "Lady Lumps" underneath her skirt.


WTH: Apple Bottom Jeans? *Edition*

*Sigh* If only Richard Simmons could be here right now to encourage this bag of Pork and help her understand that by the looks of things...Those should be her "GOAL JEANS"! (Everyone should have a pair for motivation) Now by looking at her face she looks disappointed and puzzled about this. But you try stuffin all of that rice puddin' in a small container and see if it doesn't overflow! Please stop a take a deep breath!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Gidget, the former Taco Bell dog Died


Gidget, the former Taco Bell spokes dog dies at age 15. Gidget died from a stroke.
I don’t know if you remember those cute “drop the chalupa” commercials from the 1990’s or the “here lizard, lizard, lizard” Taco Bell Chihuahua dog voice overs.

Now when I first heard this story I had to have a moment of silence. At the time (In the 90's) this poor little dog really worked harder then some lazy @ss people that you and I know. She lived a long life in dog yrs... right!? I'm just hoping Gidget stroke wasn't cause by those Tacos. R.I.P Gidget *All Dogs go to Heaven*

Is this hair style T.O.N.Y's Fault!??





I'm just wondering where in the Hell did Solange get her Inspiration for this New hair style(Jay-Z). Beyonce! Please come get your sister. I really like this chick, but she is really screaming for some attention. I mean if your gonna go all the way with the cut atleast edge( but failed to line-up that hairline of hers) it up and brush it. I'm just speechless right now. I bet you Rhianna is somewhere putting designs in her head to out do this Heffa. Poor Thang! People please stop the madness. SMFH

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Stevie "Wonder"ing where his hairline went!

Stevie Wonder *Sigh* Poor Guy...I'm pretty sure if he could see where his hair line is, he would slap a bitch right now. Who would make this man believe that he still has hair like he did back in the 70's? Stevie! Baby you are a couple braids away from going bald. Just invest in some NAIR and finish up the back! Before leaving the house They should have called me so I could give him this..... Damn shame.


Joystick in the Pool?

I didn't know if this was a joy stick floating in the water,a turd,or a sex toy. You be the Judge...
After tryin' to figure it out, I think it is , a person.
Whats so hard to wear a shirt or something while sitting his no neck ass in the pool? I'm just trying to help a brotha out, Damn. If this is the back of him, i'd hate to see the front of him.

"Two of Us" Tweet and Her Daughter Tashawna