Crack is wack! *Biker Editon*

He knew his crack was that high when he put on those pants. You know, if he didn't wanna do the Overall thing, then he should have took a minute to tuck that t-shirt inside the britches. That's too much meat for a belt to contain and if clothes could curse, I know that belt would be goin' to town right now. Once again, we gotta consider the "breeze" factor. There's an air pocket that goes thru your crack,Right? not like I KNOW but I'm guessin'. If you know you got a muffin top, then the last thing you should be wantin' to do is stuff yourself inside some pants that can't handle the task called your ass. Dust off them retired overalls and put that sh*t on and quit offendin' everybody. Thanx Word Izz